Do you even know how to human if you don’t have two mental breakdowns while scrolling Reddit in bed just shy of 2am? This is a nightly thing, of course. Laying in bed is the perfect time to ponder over the day’s malarkey and tomfoolery. And regrets from 10 years ago, naturally. This is common knowledge.
For some reason, we love to get all existential in bed, among other things. What is life? Are we really alive? How long do you have to wait for Stuart to commit already? Life’s mysteries and more are best dissected in the confines of your blankets and pillows. Why spend your day actually thinking when you can have a mental thought dump right when you should be going off to Dream Land?