Nice Bloke
Um, we don’t have any idea what the backstory is behind this text exchange between landlord and tenant, but the topic has us slightly worried. They are discussing a violent murderer and seem relatively calm and practically blasé about the entire event. Whatever that event was.

Since we’re only left with our imagination to figure out this conversation, here’s what we imagine: one of the renters in the building went on a crazy rampage and tried to murder every other tenant. He broke down this renter’s door, who was lucky not to be home at the time. The landlord is bummed because he liked this renter; he paid his rent on time every month, after all!